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13 February 2011 @ 12:11 am
Apparently, this weekend is just me ranting a lot.  
So, pet peeve time. I hate reading porn in which a straight man is magically turned gay or discovers he's gay via anything anal. Like, um. What now? Maybe it's just me, but isn't sexuality based on attraction (be it sexual, romantic or whatever), not actual sex? I mean, sex is still a huge thing but... I don't know. Anal isn't a gay-only thing, which all that porn seems to suggest that. 'I like fingering myself, it feels great, FUCK I'M GAY!' No, no, not really. Because there's plenty of straight men that love it too. I'm pretty sure the Bend Over Boyfriend Kit proved that.


Yeah. I just read like five fictions based on that concept and this is what I'm going instead of ranting to them about it. Because they weren't badly written, just have an amazingly stupid concept (in my opinion). Or bad character development? I didn't believe a single of one them was actually gay. x_x;;;;;; 

Yeah. That's all.

In other news, Homestuck. Karkat discovering he wanted to be kismesis with John? FUCKING CUTEST-CREEPY THING EVER. I'm going to watch this boy grow up and discover I LOATHE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING. ♠ o ♠ !

CG: I MEAN THAT IT SEEMS LIKE WE ARE CONNECTED IN SOME WAY, DON'T YOU THINK JOHN.
CG: SORT OF COSMICALLY.
CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONES I FUCKING MADE FOR YOU.
EB: ha ha, i don't hate you!
CG: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME A LOT ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME, SEE IT DOESN'T ADD UP.
EB: wait...
EB: are you saying that we are kisme-whatevers?
CG: WHAT, NO.
CG: WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, THAT WOULD BE SUCH A BRAZEN SOLICITATION.
CG: IT'S INSULTING.
CG: I MEAN
CG: OK I'M NOT SAYING I'M RULING OUT THE IDEA OR ANYTHING.
CG: LIKE IF LATER OVER TIME YOU STARTED REALLY HATING ME MORE
CG: LIKE REALLY GOT TO KNOW ME AND FOUND OUT ABOUT HOW MUCH THERE WAS TO HATE
EB: er...
CG: BUT... IN THE PAST I GUESS? I'M JUST SAYING WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
CG: OR HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
EB: uh.
CG: FUCK WHAT AM I BABBLING ABOUT.
CG: THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, WE JUST MET FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
CG: AND IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE EVER GOING TO MEET IN PERSON, SO IT'S ALL A MOOT POINT.
CG: SO FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
CG: GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
EB: well...
EB: i just didn't really have any idea that you had any sort of feelings like that, so i am kind of caught off guard.
CG: WHAT FEELINGS, THERE ARE NO FEELINGS, END OF DISCUSSION.
EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
EB: it is just that, uh...
CG: WHAT
EB: i am not a homosexual.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
EB: it is like, when a boy likes another boy.
EB: or i guess hates, in this case.
CG: HUMANS HAVE A WORD FOR THAT?
EB: yes.
CG: HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING?
EB: shrug. it just is.
CG: HUMAN ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD.
EB: i am just as confused by your troll shenanigans.

Troll quadrant romance, best concept ever. <3 Still hoping for some Karkat/Sollux though. He freaked out so much when he died. You think something would've come from that. Then again, it's Karkat. xD